WHICH NINJA TRIBE IS THE FUNNIEST?

  1. A HAUSA man who removes his shoes to enter a taxi
  2. An IGBO man who goes to the bank with a spanner to open an account
  3. A YORUBA man who goes to bed with a ruler just to know him how long he has slept
  4. A TIV man who watches news on TV and waves at the news reader
  5. An EFIK nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping peels
  6. An EDO man who sprays himself with raid insecticide to keep mosquitoes away
  7. An IGALA man who turns down the volume of his TV because he want to read a text message
  8. An IKWERE man who polishes his shoes to take passport sized photograph
  9. A BAJJU man seriously campaigning for late for late Yakowa 2015 Gubernatorial Election
  10. A FULANI man who chooses to drink fanta because he thinks coke is unripe
  11. A NUPE man who puts his radio inside the refrigerator because he wants to listen to cool fm

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