Laughter Zone

Two little boys stole a big bag of orange from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share it equally one of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery two oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate, but the did not bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later a drunk man on his way from a bar pass near the cemetery gate and heard a voice say "one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you" He immediately sober up and runs fast as he can to the local priest, father please come with me, come and witness God and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continues, "one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you". Suddenly the voice stopped counting and says what about the two at the gate? "Omo see marathon race" even the priest almost run pass the church gate, "shouting we are not dead ooooooh".

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