QUESTION

My name is MUSA i only have N100,000 as my capital for business, and i love my girlfriend so much, so i want to use N85,000 and get her a brand new BLACKBERRY PHONE

What am I?

  • God sent
  • Wise boy
  • Mumu
  • Stupid boy
  • A learner
  • Lover boy
  • All of the above

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