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WHICH NINJA TRIBE IS THE FUNNIEST?

A HAUSA man who removes his shoes to enter a taxi An IGBO man who goes to the bank with a spanner to open an account A YORUBA man who goes to bed with a ruler just to know him how long he has slept A TIV man who watches news on TV and waves at the news reader An EFIK nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping peels An EDO man who sprays himself with raid insecticide to keep mosquitoes away An IGALA man who turns down the volume of his TV because he want to read a text message An IKWERE man who polishes his shoes to take passport sized photograph A BAJJU man seriously campaigning for late for late Yakowa 2015 Gubernatorial Election A FULANI man who chooses to drink fanta because he thinks coke is unripe A NUPE man who puts his radio inside the refrigerator because he wants to listen to cool fm

QUESTION

My name is MUSA i only have N100,000 as my capital for business, and i love my girlfriend so much, so i want to use N85,000 and get her a brand new BLACKBERRY PHONE What am I? God sent Wise boy Mumu Stupid boy A learner Lover boy All of the above

Laughter Zone

Two little boys stole a big bag of orange from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share it equally one of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery two oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate, but the did not bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later a drunk man on his way from a bar pass near the cemetery gate and heard a voice say "one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you" He immediately sober up and runs fast as he can to the local priest, father please come with me, come and witness God and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continues, "one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you". Suddenly the voice stopped counting and says what about the two at the gate? "Omo see marathon race" even the priest almost run pass the church gate, "shouting we are not dead ooooooh".

UNIBEN POST-UTME SCREENING EXERCISE 2013/2014

Application Start Date: 24/06/2013 05:00:00 Application Closing Date: 08/07/2013 23:59:00 Application Fee: 3550.0 Those applicants that could not upload their passport photographs but paid the application fee should come for the screening with: the original JAMB slip and password photograph on it for identification, a 1”x 1” passport photograph with a red background, printouts of application and payment slips, any other document that can generally identify the applicant Applicants are to come to the screening centres with the following: acknowledgement slip and bank teller for identification, four figure table (where applicable), writing materials (HB pencil and eraser) Note that GSM phones and calculators are not allowed. Click Here to Register

Laughters zone

An igbo farmer wrote to his son in prison, this year my son, I won’t be able to plant yam and cassava because I can’t dig the field, I know if you were here you would help me. The son wrote back, Dad don’t even think of digging the field because that where I buried the money I stole. The Nigeria police on reading the letter, the very next day the whole field was dug by police looking for the money but nothing was found, the following day the son wrote back, now you can plant you yam and cassava, dad, this is the best I can do from here, dad replied, wow!, son you are a powerful man indeed, even in prison, you sent police to help me dig the land, thank you son, I’ll write back when I harvest.

UNIBEN POST UME (PUTME) UPDATE

This is to inform all jamb candidate who put University of Benin as their first choice and score 200 in jamb that uniben putme application form will be on sale from 2 weeks time

FREE GOOGLE DRIVE TOOLS YOU'RE NOT USING

Though barely a year old, Google Drive is already a very popular service. It's easy to use if you already have a Google account, and its prices put Dropbox to shame. On Google Drive, 100GB costs a mere $5 a month (and Google even bumps up your Gmail storage to 25GB as a bonus). Dropbox charges double the price for 100GB. But like Google's Chrome browser, Google Drive becomes even more useful when you take advantage of third-party add-ons and services. These five totally free and easy-to-use tools will help you to encrypt your data, play your music, collaborate on slides, back up automatically, share files, and more. Some live on the desktop, some in Chrome, and some online, but all of them work to make Google Drive a happier online home for your data. BoxCryptor You may be too concerned about privacy and security to leave files lying around on a remote server. That's completely fair, but don't let it keep you from using the cloud. BoxCryptor is a Windows desktop app t

10 CROSS-PLATFORM APPS FOR WORK AND PLAY

The Earth now houses more devices than people. That's simple math. Back in 2008 Gartner counted all the computers on our planet and got a number of 1 billion. Back then researchers also promised that by 2014 there would be 2 billion computers in use. Meanwhile, Cisco has predicted that mobile devices will outnumber people by the end of 2013 -- which means we'll be passing that milestone this year. Putting those figures together, you realize two things: There are already more computing devices than people, and the technocratic era is already in full play, while everyone's still waiting for it to come. And I haven't even brought in the statistics on robots yet. Some people, because they are too young to use them, too old to care about them, or too poor to afford them, own no computers, no tablets and no smartphones. That can only mean that a lot of people own more than one device. You can take my word for that or head over to the nearest Starbucks, where you'r
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Senate President, NANS, Comrade Donald Onukaogu - Federal University of Technology, Owerri. Assah Ejeita from Federal Polytechnic Nekede, Owerri. Duru Jacob, Assistant Secretary General of NANS, Zone B. Japheth and one other whose full name could not be ascertained as at press time. They travelled last night in order to get to Uyo for their intervention of student riots this morning, but unfortunately, met their untimely death.

STUDENT SHOT DEAD AT THE UNIVERSITY OF BENIN

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these is the photo of student shot as of yesterday in Uniben Location: Sports complex(main bowl) while doing NUC biometrics exercise and osasogie

TABLET DEVICES AND EMPOWERMENT OF STUDENTS IN OSUN STATE

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There is a not so quiet revolution playing out in the education sector in Osun State. The Opon Imo initiative is a unique and groundbreaking attempt at re-engineering how students learn at the senior secondary level, by making available to each one of them hand held digital tablets. On each of the tablets are preloaded e-books on all subjects that are offered at secondary school level, video/audio lectures and tutoring notes, as well as a test platform for students’ self-assessment to monitor their own comprehension and mastery of the subject. Opon Imo thus creates a virtual learning environment in which each student can immerse himself, preview topics ahead of class, revise after the class and assess his or her learning. It literally places in the hands of each student a vast world of knowledge. It then beloves on each student to take full advantage of this learning opportunity for his or her success. I have had the privilege of being involved with the project from inception

UMYU 2013/2014 ADMISSION FORMS INTO FULL TIME POSTGRADUATE PROGRAMME IS ONGOING!!

This is to inform the members of the general public that Application form for admission into Umaru Musa Yarâadua University Postgraduate Programme for the 2013/2014 Session is currently ongoing. Please read the full details below. Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into the following full â time Postgraduate Diploma, Masters and Ph.D programmes of the Umaru Musa Yarâadua University Katsina for the 2013/2014 academic session commencing in September, 2013. Disclaimer: The article below is originally publish on UMYU website (www.umyu.edu.ng) and we are republishing it here for all the candidates who choose the institution as their choice in the 2013 academic session. click here to download application form click here to download Admission Requirements/Guidelines Duly completed application forms and supporting documents must be returned to the SECRETARY, POSTGRADUATE SCHOOL, UMARU MUSA YARâADUA UNIVERSITY, P.M.B., 2218, KATSINA not later th

UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA NSUKKA, UNN 2013/2014 POST UTME HOLDS 19TH TO 21ST JUNE, 2013!!

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2013 POST UTME UPDATES FORUMS UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA NSUKKA, UNN 2013/2014 POST UTME HOLDS 19TH TO 21ST JUNE, 2013!! University of Nigeria, Nsukka (Unn), would hold her post-utme screening screening exercise for all Candidates who choose them as their first choice. For all the applicants who sat for and pass the Jamb 2013 Utme examination and score the minimum cut-off mark for UNN are qualified to apply for admission into the degree programmes offered by the University of Nigeria (UNN)for the 2013/2014 academic session. According to the report, the UNN Post-Utme screening exercise for the 2013/2014 academic session, would start from the 19th to 21st of June, 2013. We are also informed that the Institution has postpone her 2012/2013 2nd semester examinations which was scheduled to begin on the 17th of June, 2013. and has been postponed to the 24th of June. The UNN second exam date is postponed in to give space for the UNN 2013/2014 Post- Utme Screening Exercise. All the Appli

2013/2014 Session Admission into MSc degree in Natural Resources and Environmental Management (Port Harcourt)

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Admission into MSc degree in Natural Resources & Environmental Management (Special Programme in Partnership with University of Gothenburg, Sweden) Introduction The Institute of Natural Resources, Environment and Sustainable Development (INRES) is a multidisciplinary Centre of Excellence established in 2011 with a grant by the MacArthur Foundation to produce competent indigenous manpower in natural resources and environmental management. The MSc programme is run in partnership with the University of Gothenburg, Sweden, three Nigerian Universities and two Research Centres. Objective The objective of the MSc programme is to produce competent graduates with interdisciplinary/ multidisciplinary training in natural resources and environmental management. The emphasis is to develop critical knowledge and skills of graduates in order to enhance their employability and professional performance. Admission Requirements Admission is open to first degree graduates in science, soc

UNILORIN Admissions Into Postgraduate Programmes In The 2013/2014 Academic Session

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UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN, ILORIN, NIGERIA P.M.B. 1515, ILORIN, NIGERIA Website: www.unilorin.edu.ng e-mail: pgschool@unilorin.edu.ng Phone: +234-31-821321 +234-803-357-6937 +234-803-355-8405 POSTGRADUATE SCHOOL Admissions Into Postgraduate Programmes In The 2013/2014 Academic Session Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into various Postgraduate degree programmes of the University. POSTGRADUATE PROGRAMMES OFFERED 1. Ph.D. Degree Programmes are available to holders of M.A; M.Ed.; M.Eng.; M.Sc.; LL.M; M.Comm.H.; and M.P.H degrees, with a minimum of 60% score in their Master degree programmes. A Ph.D. degree programme runs for a minimum period of 30 calendar months and a maximum period of 42 calendar months for Full-Time candidates OR a minimum period of 42 calendar months and a maximum period of 54 calendar months for Part-Time candidates. 2. Candidates who score between 55 and 59.9 percent should apply for admission into the Master o

ADMISSIONS INTO THE UNIVERSITY ADVANCED BASIC SCIENCE (FUTA)

THE FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY, AKURE P.M.B. 704, AKURE, ONDO STATE CENTRE FOR CONTINUING EDUCATION ADMISSIONS INTO THE UNIVERSITY ADVANCED BASIC SCIENCE UABS) PROGRAMME FOR THE 2013/2014 ACADEMIC SESSION Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into a two-year University Advanced Basic Science (UABS) Programme of the Federal University of Technology, Akure. The UABS Programme is designed to prepare candidates for direct entry admission into 200 level undergraduate degree programmes offered by the Federal University of Technology, Akure and other Universities within and outside the country. During the programme, candidates will in addition to the Internal UABS Examinations be eligible to register for: i. Advanced Level Cambridge International Examination (CIE). ii. 1-year Coaching for the Interim Joint Matriculation Board (IJMB) Examination. ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS: Candidates should possess five Credit passes in WASC, NECO, GCE or N

Federal University of Technology, Akure (Admission 2013/2014

Admissions Into The University Advanced Basic Science (uabs) Programme THE FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY, AKURE P.M.B. 704, AKURE, ONDO STATE CENTRE FOR CONTINUING EDUCATION ADMISSIONS INTO THE UNIVERSITY ADVANCED BASIC SCIENCE (UABS) PROGRAMME FOR THE 2013/2014 ACADEMIC SESSION Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into a two-year University Advanced Basic Science (UABS) Programme of the Federal University of Technology, Akure. The UABS Programme is designed to prepare candidates for direct entry admission into 200 level undergraduate degree programmes offered by the Federal University of Technology, Akure and other Universities within and outside the country. During the programme, candidates will in addition to the Internal UABS Examinations be eligible to register for: i. Advanced Level Cambridge International Examination (CIE). ii. 1-year Coaching for the Interim Joint Matriculation Board (IJMB) Examination. ADMISSION

UNIBEN 2013/2014 PG Application Extension

The University of Benin has extended the deadline for the 2013/2014 PG Application to allow more applications from interested candidates who are yet to complete their application. The new deadline for application completion is 12 mid-night of June 17, 2013.

Afe Babalola University Ado Ekiti 2013/2014 Admission

This is to inform interested members of the 2013/2014 Admission Requirements for UTME & Direct Entry at Afe Babalola University, ABUAD. ABUAD General Admission Requirements – 2013/2014 Direct entry admission is available for all courses in ABUAD except Law, Medicine and Surgery, and Nursing. You can get more information on this by checking JAMB Brochure – http://www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme/brochure/Brochure.aspx Candidates must possess a minimum of five O’ level credit passes at one sitting or six O’ level credit passes at two sittings including English Language, Mathematics and other subjects relevant to course of study. Important Information Intending candidates must sit for the 2013 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) and satisfy JAMB requirements for admission. The O’ Level requirement can be obtained through SSCE, GCE, NECO, NABTEB or equivalent examinations. Candidates awaiting their SSCE equivalent results can also apply for admission pro

Igbinedion University Post-UTME

This is information about the 2013/2014 Igbinedion University Post-UTME Screening exercise. Interested candidates who are suitably qualified i.e. Have satisfied the general admission requirements which can ge found HERE!!! can now start applying. The application form for the admission/post-utme exercise of Igbinedion University is N6,500 and it is available at various sales points in Nigeria. METHOD OF APPLICATION FOR IGBINEDION UNIVERSITY POST-UTME ADMISSION, 2013/2014 Candidates have the option of purchasing application forms directly or applying online. HOW TO PURCHASE AND PROCESS APPLICATION FORMS FOR IGBINEDION UNIVERSITY POST-UTME ADMISSION, 2013/2014 Application forms are obtainable in person on payment of a non-refundable fee of N6,500 (Naira) only in bank draft drawn on any reputable bank, made payable to IGBINEDION UNIVERSITY, OKADA, from the following: Igbinedion University, Okada Benin Liaison Office, No. 69 Airport Road, Benin City, Edo State, Tel: 0806

ODUDUWA UNIVERSITY ADMISSION FOR 2013/2014 ACADEMIC SESSION

Applicant are invited from suitable qualified candidates for admissions into Oduduwa University(OUI) located at ipetumodu in osun state. Oduduwa university provides finacial support to various categoried of student,including scholarships,awards and grants,details of which can be obtained from the University website. General Admission REQUIREMENTS: UTME ADMISSION Candidates wishing to apply for admision into the university must possess 0/L,SSCE (waec) SSCE, NECO or equivalent with minimum of credit passes in five subjects including english lang and maths at a maximum of two sitting and UTME national minimum Cut-off mark. Awaiting results" candidates can also apply provided Their reasults will be available soon. PROGRAMMES AVAILABLE College of science College of management and social science College of Engineering Technology Enviromental Technology IMPORTANT NOTICE OUI is a private university (licensed by The FGN.)

HOW TO TRANSFER MB ON MTN

This is a Simple Tutorial on How you can Transfer your Data Bundle from your MTN Sim to Another easily. Ensure you have atleast 10MB on your Phone, Then type this code *131*2# then follow the Instructions and you are done. Enter 0000 when it's ask for Pin Enjoy Sharing Your Data Bundle With Your Freinds And Pals #Enjoy!!!